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Funny joke gifts for adults1/8/2024 Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me.Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch cold.I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn't find any.What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.What's an egg's favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City.Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!.Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.Let's be honest, I'm not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either. I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain. Now get ready to make some memories filled with laughter with these 70 hilariously funny jokes! Many are one-liners so you can remember them to share and share again, and your kids can retell them to their friends too, maybe even years later. But, deep down, if we are honest, who doesn't smile at corny jokes? Others might even make you laugh so hard you cry, so don't say we didn't warn you. Get ready: Some of what's to come is quite punny. In addition to the 70 jokes below, we've also got dad jokes, jokes for kiddos, mom jokes, and jokes for holidays that you can share them with the youngest person in the room (be sure to bookmark our April Fool's jokes for next year!) And you don't have to worry about these being clean: All of our favorite jokes are fit for kids and adults. You'll be sure to brighten someones day when you unleash a hilarious joke when they least expect it. Need a laugh? We found the funniest jokes around to tell all of your friends and family.
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